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It appears that the Dan Burn has now become the unofficial standard unit of altitude measurement at this World Cup.

Double-decker buses, areas the size of Wales, football pitches, Nelson’s Column — and now, Dan Burn. These are the familiar reference points that make abstract measurements easier for ordinary people to comprehend. After all, who can truly visualise the size of a square mile? You can’t, so don’t pretend otherwise.

In that same spirit, the BBC helpfully informed viewers during England’s thrilling 3-2 victory over Mexico that the stadium’s altitude stood at precisely 1,114 Dan Burns above sea level — a fact that is both vivid to imagine and, frankly, quite alarming.

Dan Burn, of course, represents the universally accepted shorthand for six feet seven inches, equivalent to 2.01 metres for those who prefer the metric system.

Anyone visiting car parks in Newcastle will be familiar with this unit, where informative signs warn that vehicles taller than 1.4 Dan Burns should not attempt to enter.

Using this now well-established unit, we can accurately determine the altitude of Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium in Dan Burns — a figure that will undoubtedly be cited when England face Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals on Saturday.

One defining characteristic of Miami — perhaps its most defining — is its coastal location. Likewise, Florida is famously flat terrain.

The Hard Rock Stadium sits only around 114 football pitches (or 1,077 double-decker buses) away from the Atlantic Ocean, making it one of the lowest-lying major stadiums in world football.

Consequently, even the most generous estimates place the stadium’s altitude at just 1.97 Dan Burns above sea level.

To combine both British and European systems of measurement, that’s roughly equivalent to one Dan Burn and one Erling Haaland stacked vertically.

Linguists, however, remain divided over the correct plural form of Dan Burn as a unit of measurement — whether it should be ‘Dan Burns’ or ‘Dans Burn’.

Some argue that examples like ‘attorneys general’, ‘courts martial’, and ‘editors-in-chief’ support the case for ‘Dans Burn’, maintaining that each individual unit remains a Burn, while the collective plural refers to multiple Dans. Others contend that if you were to invite two Dan Burns to a wedding, you would naturally refer to them as ‘the Burns’.