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Pappu (to the doctor): Doctor sir, I can’t sleep!
Doctor: Switch off your mobile and go to sleep.
Pappu: Then what will happen to the mobile? Poor guy will get scared alone!

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teacher: Tell me why salt is added to water?
Student: So that the fishes get taste!

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Raju: Mom, what will I become when I grow up?
Mummy: Become a human being, son, that’s enough!

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Golu: I dreamed I became a millionaire.
Mohan: Then?
Golu: Then I woke up…and it was all over!

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teacher: Tell me, what runs the fastest?
Pappu: Battery percentage of mobile!